Praise the Night

Kelsey. Female. 18. Mostly humor. Occasionally kawaii. Sometimes serious. Always cats.

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omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

@Anonymous

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

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zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

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zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

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lalalapetitemort:

if you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my feminist ideologies

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daftpostpunk:

my dying words better be “im going ghost”

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mulders:

I’m about to have a grand fucking time

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poussbae:

Steal Their Look: Iggy Azalea and Macklemore

Holsum Country-Style White Bread (x2): $15.99
Kraft Mayo: $2.50

poussbae:

Steal Their Look: Iggy Azalea and Macklemore

Holsum Country-Style White Bread (x2): $15.99

Kraft Mayo: $2.50

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astound:

Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours 

Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine

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